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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

are you fucking high

(via teenagerposts)

infemape:

when u think ur crush likes u back

(via teenagerposts)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree, via teenagerposts)

syntactition:

dopeybeauty:

u ever think??

no & u cant make me

(via sorry)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(via teenagerposts)

the-final-pam:

pastabot:

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

(via roraay)

baece:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

(via gothiccnymphet)

sundaegrrl:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like slam poetry and Doc Martens

(via bellatricksters)

oberynmartell:

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

(via bellatricksters)

lilyjamesbisexual:

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

(Source: margretqualley, via bellatricksters)

coral:

I am running away but I prefer to call it a strategic retreat.

Tennessee Williams, The Selected Letters: 1920-1945

(via coral)

hojolove:

vampireapologist:

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

(via supboobear)

anniethecat:

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

(via supboobear)